The Idaho Obsession
For reasons I can’t explain I have lately been obsessed with the idea of moving to Idaho.
Let me explain.
In my life I’ve only ever met two actual Idahoans: the first was an old roomate who was a Deadhead and grew up in a tiny town of about 1000 people south of Boise. The second was an old high school friend of his who came to visit us one day, so she was what you might call imported. Beyond that, my Idaho experience is about what you would expect from an average American in that it’s primarily potato-related.
Somewhere in my head I want to enact my own Lewis and Clark expedition into the great Midwest and head off into the blazing sunset seeking great wide open spaces– so long as they are in close proximity to someplace that makes a decent espresso and has a swim team that is USA Swimming accredited.
Recently I started following Hipmombrarian (go check her out, she’s got some great stuff), who writes from Boise. For some reason, I decided to start doing some research and so far I already have the kid’s schools picked out (Longfellow or Washington ES), their swim team (The Y), and approximately where we want to live (within an easy bike distance of the co-op).
The rational part of my mind has come up with a handy list of reasons why moving to Boise is a horrible idea:
- I haaaate cold weather.
- I am not exactly outdoorsy, and that seems to be the fluffy center drenched in butter that is Idaho
- My kids are already in great schools
- Real estate is not as cheap as I was hoping it would be (seriously, it looks like there is some kind of bubble going on)
- I work in tech, which is not potato-related
- I am about as much of a Midwesterner as George Costanza
The rational part of my mind is convinced there is no arguement, we’re staying put.
The irrational part of my mind wants to head out for the weekend to shop for real estate.
Last year I went through a Belgium phase. This is probably a related phenomenon.
If I was an armchair psychologist I would speculate that I have some unmet needs somewhere.
Probably related to french fries.