Birthday wishes and the Inner Diva

It’s my Internet birthday today.


I have always been pretty anti-birthday in general, under the pretense of trying to be low maintenance. I am beginning to believe that is one of the lies I tell myself though– I am actually a High Maintenance Male (HMM). Perhaps I should give in to my inner princess and insist on massive birthday festivities.

Do you think it’s more virtuous to strive for modesty or to honestly embrace one’s inner self?