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Image -- 4332014-04-11T16:01:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/04/07/sometimes-daddy-is-a-jerk/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sad-eyes-e1396842413327.pngsad-eyeshttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/7zg0n.jpg7zg0nhttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/7zfut.jpg7zfut2014-04-08T16:17:01+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/04/02/time-to-talk-to-your-kids-about-porn/2014-04-02T12:57:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/03/25/article-the-overprotected-child/2014-04-01T19:43:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/03/24/yellow/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/flower.pngflower2014-03-26T01:38:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/03/21/394/2014-03-22T14:28:11+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/03/18/hang-up-and-talk/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/3313c-mp41.jpg3313c-mp41https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/judging.pngjudgingEspecially his parents.2014-03-21T18:50:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/03/17/mommy-daddy-has-lost-it/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/summerwrong.pngsummerwrong2014-03-22T20:32:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/03/10/10-reasons-why-the-10-reasons-to-ban-handheld-devices-article-is-stupid/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/7i70d.jpg7i70doriginal image via sheknows.comhttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/fail.jpgFailhttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/usingthatword.jpgusingthatwordhttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/vkkym.jpgvkKyMhttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ivzas.jpgIVZAShttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/doublefacepalm.jpgdoublefacepalmhttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screencap.pngscreencapI mean serious, it makes People magazine look like the Economist2014-09-02T00:57:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2013/11/18/differences-between-cheerleading-families-and-swimming-families/2014-03-13T18:45:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2013/12/12/how-to-set-up-an-idevice-for-a-child-ios-6-or-ios-7/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/toddlers-cameras.pngtoddlers-camerasJustification for why kids should have their own accounts: Exhibit Ahttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/group-of-people-walking-and-texting-e1402353157504.jpggroup-of-people-walking-and-textingNothing says "I love you" like the gift of Social Isolation!2014-03-13T18:44:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2013/12/30/why-i-dont-bake/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/savedpicture-2013123019265.jpgSavedPicture-2013123019265.jpg2014-04-15T10:55:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/01/09/dads-electric-bills-and-polar-vortexes/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/chart1.pngchartYou too, can take Math 011 and learn the secrets of the line charthttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/heater_pic.pngheater_picEXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!2014-03-13T18:40:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/01/20/ignore-parenting/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/7icuc.jpg50s Dadshttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/69z5f.jpgdon't judge mehttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/69z3m.jpg2 dadshttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/harmless.pngharmless"If I can have cookies, I can have cookies, right Dadeee?"2014-03-15T18:23:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/01/23/dont-wish-it-away-2/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/small-talk.jpgsmall talktotally.https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/apocalypse_now_complete_dossier_03945.jpgApocalypse_Now_HelicoptersThe director's cut has the choppers playing the Barney theme song.https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_0061.jpgIMG_0061Dude looked sketchy, that's all I'm saying. Who the hell wears a baby blue turtleneck?2014-03-13T18:26:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/02/10/4-actually-useful-things-to-buy-a-new-dad/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bloom.pngbloomhttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/3b6cf-twinsscreaming.jpg3b6cf-twinsscreaminghttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/facebook.pngfacebookMy facebook status from the day my most recent child was born. It was a trying day, but I made it through.2014-03-16T17:54:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/02/20/the-absurdity-of-toddlers/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wp_20140201_14_50_25_pro.jpghttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wp_20131031_008.jpgWe start'em young in the Nostrikethat householdhttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wp_20130826_031-1.jpgWP_20130826_031 (1)I have chemical warfare going on over here. In my pants. Where's your bright red line now?2014-07-15T07:48:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/no-profanity-except-the-truth/2014-03-18T04:55:15+00:00weekly0.6https://nostrikethat.com/2014/03/06/tuesday/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/7dwdj.jpg7dwdjhttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/7dw70.jpg7dw70https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/7dw65.jpg7dw65https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/7dvjq.jpg7dvjq2014-03-16T00:42:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/03/04/birthday-wishes-and-the-inner-diva/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image.jpgimage2014-03-04T19:39:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/02/27/i-hate-group-projects/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/783v5.jpg783v5https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/783zw.jpg783zwhttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/baby-blue-tux.jpgbaby-blue-tuxAnd fashionably dressed, toohttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/flashback.jpgflashback"deedlydoop deedlydoop deedlydoop"2014-03-16T00:42:06+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/02/27/why-google-doesnt-care-about-hiring-top-college-graduates/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rtr3acyo.jpgFeatured Image -- 2752014-02-27T23:12:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/02/24/the-top-10-ways-you-know-youve-gone-from-dude-with-a-kid-to-dad/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/top10dudetodad.pngtop10dudetodad2014-03-15T19:07:48+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/02/17/kerosene-heater-part-2/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bge-bill.pngbge-billThis is what I got my MBA for. Money well spent, right honey?https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/heated-dog.jpgheated-dogThat and warming my belly by the fire. Two highlights of my day.2014-03-15T19:15:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/02/13/okay-mother-nature-you-win/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wp_20131230_16_22_26_pro.jpgWP_20131230_16_22_26_ProBrr!https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wp_20140121_16_42_27_pro20140121181220140121233540.jpgWP_20140121_16_42_27_Pro20140121181220140121233540https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wp_20140121_16_40_27_pro20140121233122.jpgWP_20140121_16_40_27_Pro20140121233122Brr!https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wp_20131208_15_39_27_pro-1.jpgWP_20131208_15_39_27_Pro (1)https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/olaf.pngolafI did not get a humorous sidekick or a catchy song with this post.2014-02-14T20:17:01+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/02/06/the-absence-of-mom/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/someecard2.pngsomeecard2One of the many reasons we don't have a hot tub.https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0300.jpgIMG_0300https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/someecard1.pngsomeecard1It wasn't a very good hat, anyway.2014-03-17T21:03:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/02/03/5-tips-for-travelling-light/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fc645-line.jpgfc645-linehttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/panda-suit.pngpanda-suithttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wp_20140125_02_41_57_pro20140203224150.jpgWP_20140125_02_41_57_Pro201402032241502014-03-16T18:02:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/01/30/growing-up-vito/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thesopranos.jpgTheSopranosAlso 4) Track suits and white tank-top t-shirts are appropriate for daily use.https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thanks-obama.jpgthanks-obamahttps://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_0274.jpgIMG_0274You there! Dessert! You can stay. The rest of you shove off.2014-03-16T21:12:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/01/27/serendipity/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wp_20140126_20_13_51_pro20140127160346-1.jpgWP_20140126_20_13_51_Pro20140127160346 (1)Unexpected, yes. Unwelcome? No.2014-01-28T18:18:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2014/01/13/5-new-parent-gifts/https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/melissa-and-doug-turn-tell-clock1.jpgmelissa-and-doug-turn-tell-clock1For my children, all of the spots on the clock are numbered "NOW"https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/rocktivity-mix-n-crawl-dj-ball.jpgrocktivity-mix-n-crawl-dj-ballGimme some sugar, I am your neighbor!https://nostrikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/children-baby-shampoo-caps-baby-bath-hat.jpgIt's a hat. For the baby. In the bath.2014-03-12T23:53:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2013/12/13/repost-friday-redneck-christmas/2013-12-12T20:27:04+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.com/2013/11/21/modern-parenting-part-1/2013-11-21T04:07:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nostrikethat.comdaily1.02020-07-21T22:49:34+00:00